Yet another funny.
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Everyday they�d sit together to eat their lunches.
They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He asked, "hey, how come you aren�t eating chicken?...Don't you like it anymore?"
She replied " I love it, but I had to stop eating it."
�Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause, I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see!" he said.
"Okay,� she replied, and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right you are. Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter and jelly.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to grow feathers down there too."
She asked if she could see.
He pulled down his pants for her.
She yelled "Oh, my God! It's too late for you, you've already got the neck and gizzard!�