I noticed that documents are disappearing from my office.
Just GREAT!
No one bothered to tell me that I work in the Bermuda Triangle of office cubes!
I was told that I could either write my name on every single solitary thing in my office cube, or lock it all up.
Neither option seems to be a real freakin option to me.
I resorted to locking every freakin thing up. This foolish process takes ~ (approximately), 5 minutes.
Let's see how long this lil ritual lasts.
The SRA I support won't go for this 5 minute delay tactic for long...
Question: What kinda freakin loser absconds with proposal documents filled with jargon and Greek scientific notation?
Answer: A federally employed one.
*sigh*