I love words. These made me laugh. Shared by Vivi*
Abdicate (v) To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Balderdash (n) A rapidly receding hairline.
Coffee (n) A person who is coughed upon.
Esplanade (v) To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Flabbergasted (adj) Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Flatulence (n) The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you have been run over by a steamroller.
Frisbeetarianism (n) The belief that when you die, your soul goes on the roof and gets stuck there.
Gargoyle (n) An olive-flavored mouthwash.
Lymph (v) To walk with a lisp.
Negligent (adj) To absentmindedly answer the door in one's nightie.
Oyster (n) A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Testicle (n) A humorous question in an exam.
Willy-nilly (adj) Impotent.